Kanye pulled a Kanye again at the GRAMMYs. This time it was on Beck with the outspoken artist saying Beck should give his GRAMMY to Beyonce to “respect real artistry.”
Although we can’t begin to understand what is going on in Kanye West’s head (best guess is it is an autotuned symphony of fur trimmed clothing, neon shades, patent leather and the words “Kanye” and “Yessuz” on a loop. Frightening. Truly frightening.), let’s take a preemptive look at what else he could target.
Here are 6 ways West can rant on in honor of Beyonce’s talent:
1) Nicole Kidman
Nicole Kidman need to “respect real artistry” and hand over her “Best Actress” Academy Award for “The Hours.” Everyone saw the depths that Beyonce pushed the envelope of the acting craft as Foxxy Cleopatra in “Austin Powers: Goldmember.”
2) Meryl Streep
For that matter, Meryl Streep should mail over her 2006 Golden Globe with an apology note for accepting the award head-to-head over Bey in “Dreamgirls.”
3) Best Mom Ever
Demand a world wide recall of “Best Mom Ever” and “#1 Mom” mugs and t-shirts to be replaced by “Almost As Good Of Mom As Bey”, “#2 Mom (After Beyonce)” branded items. Let’s face it Beyonce is mothering like a boss.
4) Alter Egos
Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, and more need to stop using alter egos because Beyoncé wins at that too. Bruce Banner – your Hulk is no Sasha Fierce. Period. The rest of the Avengers are also now on blast.
5) Taylor Swift
We have not forgotten about you. That 2009 MTV VMA Moon Man would look great in Blue Ivy’s room.
6) Coco Chanel
Move over Coco because Chanel no 5 has nothing on Beyonce’s “Heat” line. Bow down to olfactory excellence.
7) The Fashion Industry
Everybody should just stop designing clothes because … Oh wait … Yessus has a clothing line … scratch that one. There may be room for multiple genius but just in fashion. We (and Kanye) are still sure about the rest.
As of publication Beck (nor any of the other usurpers) has not returned his “Album of the Year” to it’s (um) rightful owner.